READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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