i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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