The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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