i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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