Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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