you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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