whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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