whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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