And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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