just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just pee around me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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