Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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