Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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