Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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