I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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