then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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