'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Mom said you looked used
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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