So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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