3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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