Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's Friday. Sex?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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