i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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