I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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