Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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