I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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