It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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