some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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