Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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