We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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