She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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