It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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