Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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