I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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