Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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