she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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