with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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