she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize