She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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