your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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