Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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