the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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