I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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