i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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