Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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