bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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