There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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