3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
This girl is more easily done than said...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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