Don't you send me to vm
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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