We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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