how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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