Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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