I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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