butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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