Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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