Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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