Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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