I love black thongs
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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