And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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