Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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