isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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