I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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