Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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